Public Relations

(Medius communicadis)

n. A quick-thinking, fast-talking story machine noted for its symbiotic relatonship with the North American Beat report (see Headlinus spectacularis). Also known for its deep understanding of clients’ value propositions and for its distinctive mating call: “Have-I-got-a-story-for-yooooo!” When cornered in the wild, has been observed to create mind-blowing articles using little more than sharp wites and a grande no-foam hazelnut latte.

Also known as: “La Boca de Oro.”

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PUBLIC RELATIONS
(Medius communicadis)